The word hooker took on a whole new meaning for a family-friendly rugby club which unwittingly asked a 'gentleman's massage parlour' to be ball sponsors for the biggest game of the season.

Bosses at Bletchley Rugby Club defended their blunder this week by saying: "We thought it was just sports massage."

And they categorically deny 15 players took advantage of the sexy sponsorship by trooping off for a post-match 'treatment' at Ego Massage, which is part of the city's large House of Divine escort agency.

Yet the micro-blogging site Twitter has a posting after Saturday's match from sex worker 'DivineMK' saying: "Sorry to the rugby team who turned up but 15 does not go into two, well not those two.

"Hope you enjoyed HoD (House of Divine) though".

House of Divine, based at Central Milton Keynes, blatantly offered sex for sale when contacted by undercover reporters.

Chris Goodman, the rugby club's chairman said: "Our players did not visit any prostitutes anywhere as they were all in the clubhouse afterwards. The Twitter thing must be pure fantasy.

"It was a complete misunderstanding and we had no idea the sponsorship was anything to do with sex.

"Ego Massage said they said they were licensed therapists so we assumed it was sports massage and physio stuff."

In fact the Fenny Stratford parlour, based in the Old Coach House off Aylesbury Street, is one of only a couple of establishments in the country to be granted a licence by the council for gentleman's massage - despite strong protest from Fenny traders and residents.

This means it is legal for them to offer on their website 'an irresistible, sensual massage experience' along with 'bespoke stress relief' for £75 an hour.

It is also legal for them to offer, for an added fee, 'naturist massage' with a naked masseur.

A spokesman said: "We are doing nothing wrong. If we offered sex for sale then we would lose our licence.

"But I know our image might not go down well with some people and we didn't mean to upset the rugby club."

The club, which lost the game 34-8, has now vowed not to deal with Ego Massage again.

They will not be invoicing them the £100 'ball sponsorship' fee – the cost of buying the rugby balls for the match.

"We cannot accept their money," said Mr Goodman.

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Run by a Porn Star so presumably a good party?

I was just invited to a 3 girl party on Thursday 6 May in Bristol at the office swinging club. This was the description:

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It's you, the guy on the keyboards and singing

Wow near here's a subject you don't often see on a punting forum lol.

But I just found out well-known porn producer Anna Span has been selected as a candidate for the Liberal Democrats. Story here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...idate.html

So if you live in Gravesham, Kent I say vote for her!

I'm just editing video of Pornstar Escort Kat Lee who works for http://www.uksugarbabes.com
She has appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show twice and talks about that experience in her interview. I'm planning to put Kat Lee's photos on the site Monday 29 March and the video on Monday 5 April.

Over the next two weeks the site will be updated twice a week with photos and video of two teenage escorts from Nottingham who escort together. They are called Layla and Kaydance. Not only are they best friends, but lovers as well, so the girl on girl action is hot!

Hope you guys enjoy it.

Guys,

heading to Liverpool for a stag. Looking to organise a few escort/strippers to give a few dances maybe do a girl girl show. And with the option of private dances.

Are suggestions of where to start looking, or anyone know of girls that might be willing

Emma Butt will be at Club Fantasy Party next week! Only £100 to gang bank her. Details below

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She is on RealPunting.com here:
http://www.realpunting.com/emmabutt/Lond...scort.html

And she will also be on RealPunting DVD9 which I have just sent off for production, so it will be released in 1 to 2 months time. It has to go through BBFC and that's what takes the time.

Sure being a Notts fella Jay you will have seen/know of this girl. I remember her from Northern Angels many years ago. I'm sure a few of the older guys among us will have seen of her before.

http://www.thegirlfriendexperience.tv/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fea...dship.html

Can't get over the guy giving her £1200 for the date ... thena few days later sent her a further £1500 as a gift. I think we can rule out George McCoy being the fella in question!!

For all the guys who requested more anal tomorrow is your lucky day.

Photos of Escort Ashlie of Milton Keynes will be going up and she did everything including anal!

You can book her here:

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Highly recommended!

Yes George McCoy was in Nottingham last year and his article about it has just appeared in the Sport Newspaper. You can read it on line here:

http://www.dailysport.com/view.asp?ID=2846

You can tell George is more used to visiting Parlours than high class escort girls. He seems to think you can just call them up and they will see you within an hour like getting a pizza. Don't work like that fella!

He does mention one of my all time favourite Nottingham Escorts Alissia of Distractions UK.